Pitfalls of Lasagna Code

SpaghettiCodeWe all know what spaghetti code is. For those of you that do not here is a small description by Wikipedia.

Spaghetti code is a pejorative phrase for source code that has a complex and tangled control structure, especially one using many GOTO statements, exceptions, threads, or other “unstructured” branching constructs. It is named such because program flow is conceptually like a bowl of spaghetti, i.e. twisted and tangled. Spaghetti code can be caused by several factors, such as continuous modifications by several people over a long life cycle. Structured programming greatly decreases the incidence of spaghetti code.


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Usefulness of Yoda expressions in programming

yodaIn programming jargon, Yoda conditions (also called Yoda notation) is a programming style where the two parts of an expression are reversed from the typical order in a conditional statement. A yoda condition places the constant portion of the expression on the left side of the conditional statement. The name for this programming style is derived from the Star Wars character named Yoda, who spoke English in a non-standard syntax.

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Surviving the world of Software Development

confused_computer.jpg.600x600_q96First of all you must understand something. As a Software Developer you will never know enough, you will never be ready for what is coming. Something will always pop up and someone will always know stuff you do not know. This is the life of a Software Developer and this is how it will always be.

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Java Sucks, and here’s why

Java-logoJava is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed to have as few implementation dependencies as possible. It is intended to let application developers “write once, run anywhere” (WORA), meaning that compiled Java code can run on all platforms that support Java without the need for recompilation. Java applications are typically compiled to bytecode that can run on any Java virtual machine (JVM) regardless of computer architecture. As of 2015, Java is one of the most popular programming languages in use, particularly for client-server web applications, with a reported 9 million developers. Java was originally developed by James Gosling at Sun Microsystems (which has since been acquired by Oracle Corporation) and released in 1995 as a core component of Sun Microsystems’ Java platform.
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Welcome to Developers Anonymous

Hi, my name’s J and I am a developer. I started developing about a few years ago, just for fun at first. I thought I could stop whenever I wanted to, but pretty soon I found myself doing it almost every day. It’s gotten to the point where I wake up and start developing even before breakfast sometimes. My family said I needed help, so that’s why I joined Developers Anonymous.

Welcome to our Blog, This blog’s has been created for many reasons.

  1. To relinquish some of our stress in our coding jobs. 
  2. Bash on languages and their mishaps
  3. Throw out some jokes on things we see at work. 
  4. Waste our time at work. 
  5. Lots and lots of ranting.
Hope you enjoy our Blog.